If you fucks are familiar with The Porn Dude, then you know he is uniquely suited to build his own live cam site. His encyclopedic knowledge of everything porn is legendary. 
When man ponders the greatest of his ilk while gazing upon the precipice of death, the name Porn Dude will be spoken alongside Einstein, King, and Mozart. His entire life has been one long training session preparing for the moment he started PDCams, and now the wait is over, gents. Paradise is upon us, and it’s built from areola skin.
And what paradise would be complete without big tits? I don’t need to meet my maker. Any heaven I’m in immediately becomes hell if I’m not sucking on a nipple the size of my face twenty-three hours a day.
But until the time comes for me to drop dead from masturbation-related exhaustion, I need to find a little slice of titty heaven on Earth. Fortunately, The Porn Dude has done all the heavy lifting for me, so all I have to do is tune into PDCams and grab my manhood.
There is no genre listing, so the search bar will be your friend. Type boobs into that bad boy and let her rip. As I’m writing this article, there are nineteen thousand models online. Yes. You did, in fact, read that correctly. Nineteen fucking thousand bitches inhabit this den of sin, and how many of those bitches do you think have big old knockers? A ton! Most of them.
How does The Porn Dude accomplish this? Well, PDCams is actually a conglomerate of already popular streaming services all condensed into one place. These include Strip Chat, Bonga Cams, Chaturbate, XLove, and Amateur TV. Never has scrolling through Live cam models been so fun and effective.
Speaking of scrolling, PDCams make browsing the models so easy. I wouldn’t think live-streaming sites could fuck this up so much, but they do. And it’s not like The Porn Dude had to use ancient magic and modern science to figure this shit out. He just filled the site with thumbnails and made the page infinitely scrollable. Boom. Problem solved. Jerking off shouldn’t be rocket science.
When you find a busty model that flushes your dong with blood, give her a click. The player screen keeps things simple so you can focus on your stroke game. The small control panel includes two arrows allowing you to scroll between performers without returning to the thumbnails, a full-screen unlock, and a volume slider.
The Porn Dude knows you’re watching porn next to your wife in bed while she sleeps. That’s why all streams load up with mute on automatically. I’ve seen a few marriages ruined by a jealous wife catching her man jerking off to midget foot porn in their marital bed. Bitches hate that for some reason.
You’re only a few clicks away from perusing nearly twenty thousand pairs of huge tits, so don’t waste another second not playing pocket pool on PDCams.
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